h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aww... Not nice aching arms... *brings E.T. and its finger to make it better*

Huomenta means actually good morning and päivää is good day or how do you do... Together they're just something weird...

Something weird....how weird...
*Receives healing touch on arm*
Ahh, that's it, just there inside the elbow......no tickling! It hurts more
Huomenta, anyway

I wonder... Was there some Blackadder scripts you promised me...

BlackAdder scripts?

BlackAdder: Percy, you are dismissed from my service!
Percy: AhHa! (Doubletake) What! Why?
BA: Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a Prince of the realm,
You would bore the leggings of a village idiot!
You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would,
Your brain would make a grain of sand look large, and ungainly,
And the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliab;y informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning if it could be!
If you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece, you might just get by as a fool.
But since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it!
That is why you're dismissed!
P: Oh, I see.
BA: And as for you, Baldrick...
Baldrick: My Lord!
BA: You're out too.
B: Oh. Fair enough.

No, I don't think so. You think I have nothing better to do than transcribe scenes from tape for you?

Oh, btw, I got the full song too....

Of course you have better things to do... Sorry I asked...

And just to further emphasise the point......

The thud, of hoofbeats cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daugh-ter.
Beware, the deadly flashing blade,
Unless, you want to end up shor-ter.

Black A-dder, Black A-dder,
He rides a pitsh black steed!
Black A-dder, Black A-dder,
He's very bad indeed!

Black, his gloves of finest mole!
Black, his codpiece made of me-tal.
His horse is blacker than a vault!
His pot is blacker than a ke-ttle.

Black A-dder, Black A-dder,
With many a cunning plan!
Black A-dder, Black A-dder,
You horrid li-ttle man!!!!

I believe that should be conclusive....

Well, one has to occupy oneself somehow, you know. And it was that or the Olympics......or assignments.....

How do you hide from the olympics there anyway?? It seems impossible already here...

It is impossible....even listening to the radio in the car, they cut into a song to cut to Ian Thorpe getting beaten by Pieter van den Hoogenband....which btw is a fantastic name.....even other commercial TV stations cut into there programming when an Australian is in an event with a medal chance.....hence I spend as little time at home as possible (which is the general plan anyway.....)

Care to tell more about this 'general plan'...?

Depends how general you want to get........but it doesn't involve taking over the world......rather more like Beren and Luthien......

Oookay...

Was that an "Oookay, I don't know Beren and Luthien." or an "Oookay, I know Beren and Luthien & I'm concerned."?

lol don't ask me...
Of course I know Beren and Luthien!

Ah, so it was a "Oookay, it's 0630 and I couldn't be bothered thinking of anything else to say."thing Well, that's my very general plan. In the meantime, I do things other than going home instead of going home.

You're probably right about that ookay...
Sounds like a good plan...

Indeed it is a good plan. In fact, I've submitted it to the Guiness book of Good Plans for their approval. They like it, they're just checking to see if it's original or not.....do you have any good plans?

I think my plan for the moment is to try and stay here although I should be going already... And my general plan is inaccessible for even me...

I think that plan has already been pre-approved by the people at Guiness.....and general plans can be like that....