h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What? Nothing, just something about mumblemumblemumble. Everything clear?

Let me see that paper one more time...

*Holds the paper up out of arms reach*

Come on, let me see...

*Hods it -slightly- closer*

I still can't see it...

Maybe you need stronger glasses....
*suspecting a trap, moves -slightly- closer again*

*tries to take the paper*

*Yanks it back, but drops it to the floor*

*manages to grab if before him and starts reading the small black print*

You see, that doesn't really mean anything....I mean, it's binding, but I wouldn't abuse my power......

Hmm...

Don't tell me you don't trust me

*gives the paper back*
Sure I do...

Well, good.
*takes the paper and files it away.*

And look at the time... Going soon...

But the small print said you're not allowed to go ......well, actually, it didn't, but it probably should have...

You should have thought about that earlier...

Don't make me use space-time relotastics on you.....

You'd better not!