h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I started what?!? That's not true!

I'd have never known about it if it wasn't for you.......that's what you get for bragging about how popular you are....

Dammit... How did you say that space-time relotastics (or something like that) works again??

Hmmm....I can't seem to remember for the moment....

Now what'll I do... *sob*

There, there, never mind, we all feel like that sometimes.......

You do? That's very relieving...

Of course! The key is to have someone to whinge to....you don't happen to know anyone like that, do you?

Someone does come to mind...

Good....at least you've stopped crying now.

Hey that's true... I wonder what that was all about...

Nothing at all....a heartless accusation....I'm sure the person who made it is deeply repentant now, whomever they may have been....

I'm sure they should be...

You're not after any more repentance, are you?

No of course not...

Phew! I was...I mean, *They* were hoping they wouldn't have to grovel, as they have sore knees.....

What kind of excuse is that?

Btw do you have any idea why every thread is turning into a rpg??

Well, if you have some nice sof tpillows for me to kneel on...

I'm not sure, we just seem to have a tendency to depart reality a smidgen every now and again, for some reason or other.....

"Every now and again"? lol

lol Put the emphasis on "every" and I think it's more accurate....