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Exactly...

Have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/F49494&thread=66553&skip=80&show=20#p592226 for something less rpg-y

*apologizes for being blind and not having noticed that reply*

*Graciously allows that it was pre-dawn at the time*

*is grateful that he didn't make her grovel either*

The sun is shining now by the way... Wonder if I should leave soon...

*Feels a sudden retrospective temptation.*

No, better not - it could be a trick sun.....

I don't think so... Looks quite real... And the clock at least isn't lying... So I'm outta here... Have a nice weekend!

Damn clocks..... Seeya Monday, chock full of Blackadder quotes.........don't do anything naughty over the weekend....

Naughty? What do you think of me?!?
I'll just go sailing...

What do I think of you???? Think, hope, whatever... Now about that grovelling.....

"The sound, of hoofbeats 'cross the plain,
Good folk, lock up your sons and daugh-ters.
Beware, the black and shining blade, (?)
Unless, you want to wake much shor-ter.

Black-Adder, Black-Adder,
He rides a pitch black stead!
Black-Adder, Black-Adder,
Da de da de de deeee!

Dammit!

How was sailing? Do you need an icebreaker yet?

Great... Now I'll have the Blackadder-theme in my head all day...

Sailing was wonderful - we had probably the last warm and sunny days...

te he he....

Warm and sunny days? What, a top of 15C?

DON"T DRINK THE WINE!!!!

15C? Might've been...

What's wrong with the wine?

Sorry, didn't mean to rag on your weather.....

The wine? Well, it's poisoned, isn't it? And if you drink it, you'll never become King of England!

*everyone already is dead*

(see, after I think a while I can remember where it's from...)

So, I wonder, did that make Percy the new King of England?

Probably did...
When I saw that episode btw and had no idea how long the series was (or how many different series there were) I was all confused when I saw the next episode and everyone was alive again... I think I missed the first episode of the second series though, it might've cleared things up if I had seen it...

Not at all, each series is related only in that there is a character named Blackadder and Baldrick in each....I bet the reverse numbering of episodes was a tad confusing too.....

I don't think I even noticed the numbering of the episodes...

The last episode was episode one......but there weren't enough one-liners in the first series....though there was that great scene where he dismisses Percy....fantastic insults, I'll try and bring it in tomorrow....