h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ho boy,
what a fortnight.
is kitty still around?
he disappeared about 2 weeks ago and I haven't seen him since!
anyway, I finished the exam, though I still have this dratted report to write
still not a lot of time on the old h2g2 though, or for email
see you later
AKM

Nope, haven't seen Kitty for about two weeks or so myself! But since I know he can take care of himself...I won't worry! Now that I think of it...I did tell him where there are some interesting caves with ice cold water at the bottom of one part. Bet he went to check the caves out! Maybe he's met a nice MT. Lion to befriend

*kitty wanders in, rather wet, and rubs up against Pandora's legs*
*the wet is also rather cold*

ashoo!

uh-ohh...did Kitty got spelunking?!? Best get you dried off! Bless you! Best get ME dried off! Kitty-you are a stinker! let's go lay in the sun & I'll show you the three new kitties born yesterday. Yes, I know they look a bit like mice...but arn't they cute? What was THAT look for?!? You KNOW you're my favy-pretty-Kitty!!! Looky-I've even let my nails grow longer JUST so I can give you a good scratching about your ears & neck! And here's a new straw hat I've been waiting to give you! You know-you could have at least looked at it BEFORE you took a bite out of it! You dickens! What am I gonna' do with you?!?
*Pan tries to wrap her arms around Kitty's big strong neck & plants a big kiss right on his lovely head*

*kitty goes and jumps in the pool (splashing Pandora ALL over)*
mrrrr gr!
(stinker hey?)
prrr? rrr?
(coming to join me?)

Pandora does a 'cannonball' and splashes Kitty ALL OVER!!!

*Ændr is not happy about getting splashed all over and wanders off to find her towel (she knows exactly where she put it too )*

mrrrr

*Kitty back pedals and mrrrs as if to say "you missed a bit"*

®ndr, sorry we got you wet...but when Kitty & I get to goofing around
we can get a bit out of control Sun block??? Dry towel???
*Pandy love to dive under Kitty*

*Kitty isn't a bit sorry to get Ændr wet, and pats the water with a huge paw, the splash just falling short of where Ændr is standing, the residual waves making Pandora bob up and down*

Hey! *girggle* Kitty! I'm only human here! Never mind-I'll get the scuba gear-then you won't drown me & we can both splash ®ndr!!!
Let's see how much water we can toss out of the pool! *Pandora dons her gear, which makes Kitty turn his head oddly* Start splashing!
Don't worry ®dr...there's only about 80 thousand galons of water

*Ændr puts waterproofs on and remonstrates Kitty, reminding him that she doesn't like splashes. She doesn't say this to Pandora, because there's not much reason why Pandora should know [unless Ændr has forgotten an email] that being dunked in a swimming pool at 10 caused Ændr's eardrum to burst and ever since Ændr hasn't liked water or splashes or pools, but Kitty should know that*

So sorry ®dr, sometimes I encourage Kitty to get a little wild! And sometimes it's he encouraging me! I'm afraid we tend to get silly. I am sorry about your ear, as a slip of a surgen's knife cut my eardrum & I've had a hard time of it ever since! It must have been very traumatic for you! We won't splash again...least not while you're visiting. Promise.

PANORA I'VE GOT THE HEART OF A KITTEN AND THE MIND OF A CAT!!!!!!! I'LL PLAY ANY TIME!!!!!

*searches for Kitty, praying no fight ensures*

Katsy's dear, you probably don't want to be HERE...er, Kitty is an unusual cave lion, named Kitty. And he's very protective of me. He also tears my hats to bits...which is fine w/me...but if I were you...
I surely wouldn't come around with anything made of straw! I LOVE Kitty!!! He comes to visit & we go to the woods & do all sorts of fun things...like splash ALL the water out of the pool! He's shy around new people, or do you know him?

I think Katsy's met Kitty before, but he was moaning about some long conversation on his home page about stuff he really didn't care about... I don't recall if he mentioned Katsy at that point or not, I think it may have been her.
Oh well, Pandora, forgiven. Would you like some triple chocolate sponge cake? I've been baking again.

I was one of the very first people to introduce Kitty to h2g2, infact I was attracted merilly by the name!

Anyway, I haven't spoken to Kitty in ages! Hello again! Have a few fish!

I hope that's enough to satisfy you......

*Kitty thinks that Katsy didn't read some stuff Kitty wrote to Katsy when she greeted him... Kitty registered with h2g2 before Katsy did, just lost the internet access & therefore the email address so can't access his old page*

Kitty!!!

I'm sorry, Katsy, I think Kitty isn't feeling very cheerful at the moment. We've just been reading a very very sad book and I think the ending rubbed off, especially as he wasn't very happy to begin with. I'm sure he appreciates the fish.

Okay about all that other...I heard you say you were baking again...and I KNOW I heard you say triple choclate

®ndr...(and anyone else, naturally), I would love feed back on a book I want to write a screen play for. It's called: 'Follow The River', a true story about Mary Ingles. She was brought near my home in Ohio. I was able to hike & climb much of where she went. But even with gear, was unable to go several places she went! I read this book many years ago & have never been able to get it out of my mind. I also hiked some of Virginia, where she had started out.
I would want the people watching to understand her devotion to her husban & children first, a thing I found lacking in the book. Could be because most people just take for granted that a mother/wife would do ANYthing for her family. I don't know that I have that type of instinct. The ISBN: 0-345-33854-5 by: James Alexander Thom. If nothing else, it really is a good read! Thank you for any consideration you may give my request!
(once again I do not know how to make the 1st letter in you name-I have tried, with some very funny results!) When next you speak with Kitty will you see if he's ready to have that conditioning bath I promised him? Whenever he comes around smelling of berries, it's the conditioner! He's sooo soft!