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But I'm Luverly!

Posted Apr 25, 2000

Apparently I'm scarey. (So I was told;Someone was talking about me and that was their considered opinion.) I find it very confusing. If I'm that formidable a person, why do ALL the mad people on the Northern Line latch onto me without fail? Bossy, I'm prepared to admit to and very, very nosey. But scarey?? Paah!!

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Latest reply: Apr 25, 2000

Hmmm.

Posted Mar 24, 2000

Had to share this with the rest of h2g2 as it's been running round my head since yesterday and I'm curious to see what, if any, reaction there is. Ok, swallow your scepticism for a moment, dear reader. I saw a ghost yesterday...at work...and it wasn't scarey at the time. (Not that I'm complaining about that.)
I was moving stock around and the phone rang and as I turned to go and get it, I saw this old man, in a old looking jacket and an old man's hat, standing, looking at one of the displays. I was on the phone for about a 60 seconds and I was looking at the door and he didn't go out. (anyway our door ALWAYS bangs very loudly. That's our high-tech crime prevention system.) Got off the phone and went round to see if he needed any help and there was no one there.
I've seen things before and I'm not worried. It's just that they've all diminished in my mind over time, as I'm sure this will, to good stories to tell in the pub. And this one is still too close for comfort.
Oh, and when I turned the light off to go to sleep last night I was sh**ting myself.

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Latest reply: Mar 24, 2000

TUESDAYS BLOODY TUESDAYS

Posted Feb 22, 2000

Every week without fail on a Tuesday my Mum insists we have pork chops for dinner. LIKE EVERY TUESDAY. I don't really like them. This entry is really only for my benefit to stop me screaming when I go downstairs.BLERGH.

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Latest reply: Feb 22, 2000

Posted Feb 18, 2000

I've just gone back to work after two weeks on holiday. It's terrible. A completely dead time of year with no customers. Any suggestions on how I can amuse myself for the two dead hours an evening when my collgue's gone home.

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Latest reply: Feb 18, 2000

Dress Code

Posted Feb 9, 2000

Help. I'm going to a club on Friday night and the dress code is, and I quote, Sailors, sheep shaggers and slappers. Now I could easily go for the last option... I like to think I can dress in an inappropriate fashion for every occassion But does anyone have any suggestions for the other two? The only thing I can think of is the dress with an anchor on my mum made me wear as a child and that's just no help at all. Thank you I feel much better now I've got that off my chest

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Latest reply: Feb 9, 2000