h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Help. I'm going to a club on Friday night and the dress code is, and I quote, Sailors, sheep shaggers and slappers. Now I could easily go for the last option... I like to think I can dress in an inappropriate fashion for every occassion But does anyone have any suggestions for the other two? The only thing I can think of is the dress with an anchor on my mum made me wear as a child and that's just no help at all. Thank you I feel much better now I've got that off my chest

It's almost definitely too late to be of any use, but in New Zealand they manage the Sheep Shagger look with only a pair of gum boots (Wellingtons/galoshes) & a nasty leer .

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Never know, it mught come in useful.