h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thats a good one but there obviously not drinking yank beer

What's yank beer? May I ask? You better check into Sick Bay. BL is pulling a fast joke on Steph and saying it's you. Tell me what happens!

beer brewd in the united states is dire

Well, let me see- I like Coors, Budweiser,Guiness Stout(that's my favorite!!), Moosehead, anything!! These days,I have a shot of whiskey and a beer once in a while. How about you?

well moosehead is good if i remember right Guiness is a proper drink

Oh I guess so!! Last summer I had a big can of English lager that was good too. I'd tell you the name but I forget at the moment.! How about you? I know you're sixteen but my friends and I had beer then too. We'd all go to discos in those days and go dancing. Talk to you, Kiddo!!

I went out for a guiness. I have a hangover. What's news with you??

a hangover is a step up from my feeling

You do sound down. Are you okay?? Do you leave your house? Think of something good in your life and take it easy. Just remember there's always a way to do what you want to do.

Feel better!!

il try am on phone to steph

Have fun. I'm doing research. Want me to tell you another joke?

aye go on then
though i have a good one for ya
man buys his wife a grave stone with "here lies my wife as cold as ever "
and his wife buys him one with "here lies my husband stiff at last *

That's a good one.

this is what you have to do as follows. ask a female friend if she has a parrot on her left shoulder. then ask her if she has a parrot on her right shoulder. then ask her to stick her tongue out. when she sticks her tongue out, say to her i bet you've had a cockatoo on that.

Sorry. I'll send you a St. Patrick' Day joke next. Wait... Aye, I have my green on.

cool

It'll take me a minute!!

im not going anywhere

(Q)Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
(A)Regular rocks are too heavy.

(Q) Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(A) Because they're always a little short.

(Q)Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
(A)They like to "go" first class.

(Q)How can you tell if an Irisman is having fun?
(A)He's Dublin over with laughter.

(Q)What's Irish and stays up all night?
(A)Patty O'Furniture.

(Q) What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
(A) How's the weather up there?

Teacher: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out if Ireland?
Student: Because it was too far for them to crawl!

(Q) What kind of music does a leprechaun play?
(A) Shamrock'n'roll.