h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah. It's got a light in the bottom instead of a wheely bally thingy.
And it looks keen.

Cool.
I've just got a normal, grey, run-of-the-mill mouse. But I've got a green mouse *mat*...

That's what I have been saying for a loooong time.

"What this place needs is a Good Keen Mouse

Well it is grey.. but it's more of an alien-silverish, with a red base, and dark grey buttons.. you can see what it looks like at microsoft.com/mouse

I have a grey mountain-pattern 3m percise mouse pad, a mous epad with a picture of donald duck, and a matrix one i use at school.

*gaps in amazement*
Another ACE - Webrunner what do you do to get them all here???

*tries to hide jealousy*
This is on the front page as a popular forum, though.

It must be the orbital mind control lazers..

er, WAIT, no, there *ARE* no mind control lasers.

There are NO lasers. *taps side of nose*

It's probably just.. swamp gas... magnetic disturbance caused by swamp gas.. that's it.. yeah..

Well, whatever it is...it works.

:o
i've been here one damn day after a 10 motnh absense, and i'm suddenly one of the 5 most popular forums. I'm amazed.

It might be the light in the bottom of my mouse.

It must be.

Like moths to a flame, that type of thing, except they're not moths and it's the light in the bottom of your mouse.

Heh, yup.

How can I be expected to respond to that without writing something not dissimilar to this?

I don't know.

There has got to be a way though, just keep trying.

Keep typing? Are you really sure that, that's a wise idea? I could go on for *ages* if someone told me just to "keep typing". Honestly, if I don't keep myself in check I could ramble on for ages over 2 words...

I never said keep typing. I said keep trying.

You should keep reading=)


geez, pretty soon i'll have so many posts that i'll be interviewed by the post due to my instant rise to popularity

Sorry, I'm tired, and I'm mis-reading things...

What's the matter with having lots of posts?

Well, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just mind-bogglingly amazing.

Why?
Actually, there isn't much point in your answering that, because I'm going to sleep. You could answer it if you wanted to (and I really would like to know why it's so amazing) but I'll not get back to you until tomorrow - sorry, today.

B4N

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Visit my donut stall at
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=37772
and eat and talkabout donuts
On a more appropriate note, welcome back to H2G2!
Joanna
PS have a fish