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It wasn't that funny. Maybe an lol, in small letters. No capitals though.

lol.

Is *that* better?

It must be all the hot tea she's been drinking.

Hot tea is better than cold tea...I just end up forgetting about it for a bit, then think, "oh, I'd forgotten all about that", try to drink it, but by then it's cold...I just have to make another cup of *hot* tea...then it starts all over again...

Maybe it was iced tea, but was heated up aftewards?

I don't actually like iced tea, I just liked the idea of being somewhere nice and hot.

Like a warm Doughnut

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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I was thinking about *eating* one, DD...

Did someone say donut?

Donut.

Yes they did.
...on several occasions...

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Why aren't there any doughbolts?

It's very warm in California (compared to where ya'll are).

Why make them, when they only shear?

Well, consdiering i'm in canada, yeah it's warmer there.

Ok, then what bout DoughScrews?

DoughScrews?

Couldn't you just twist a normal donut into a screw shape?

Well if you make one into a Mobius strip I don't see the problem.

There is meant to be a can between the "you" and "make" in that last post.