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good ones

Now, what can you do with Shirps (that you haven't already!!) Difficult with only one vowel ...
*od

Now we will wait for another sleepless night for Pierce.

I've had too many myself - I wouldn't wish them on anyone, but no doubt he will have another one

nah, i had no problem sleeping last night, what with all the free and i had

local part of my union had its general assembly yesterday, followed by a splendid dinner

how about Sr. Ship? or Ship sr.?

Pleased you slept well - not surprised

Would the 'Sr' stand for ..... senior ? Hope this ship doesn't sink

I tried making anagrams from my Hootoo name, but the first one I came up with was aphul (awful)

My user name is pwharvey
I was assaulted by the first anagram, which was: very whap.
The second was both kinky and amusing: pervy haw!
The next one was a badly spelled scientific question: why vaper.

Not an encouraging start.

I like aphul

My favorite from a couple of years ago is´'one tart ran'

One tart ran because of too much moisture in the batter. Julia Child has addressed that issue.

...

And Julia Child is.....?...a cook?

if i understand it correctly she is a batter

- and apparently she is filled with too much moisture

- which makes her

- to the restroom, i presume

oops, i almost forgot:

the 'sr' does indeed stand for 'senior', shirps

at my age it is a title of honour

I shall take it as a badge of honour too, i.e. gracefully - although I had my hair highlighted yesterday to hide the grey again

Sr. ship

Sr could also mean that you wear one of those cloistered hats that enable you to fly, a la Sister Bertrile.

A nun!!! Not me!

No offense, nun taken. ;- 0

Where did you take her? & more to the point, why?

i took sister morphine once - but only because i had an operation

You didn't fancy less then?

You can read all about it in the book "Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees in UFO."

desperate times demand desperate actions

think i'll have an