h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

remember: never soak your - er - whatever - before trying to get the splinter out, because whatever you use will most likely enlarge the splinter and make it more difficult to remove

you may want to disinfect the wound with later though

if not, just drink it

Wooden legs must be vulnerable when woodpeckers are around.

.... or woodworm

Is woodworm like wormwood, which furnishes the main ingredient of absinthe?

Knowing , then quite likely

which might explain why i am often absinthe-minded

Aside: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1813449?thread=420387&skip=2340&show=20 Telegram game - they need more players - pse spread the word!

Can you repeat that, Pierce, or have you already forgotten it?

wha'

Absinthe makes the heart go pounding.....

in the old days a lot of jazz musicians swore to absinthe

these days jazz just smells funny

You've been listening to Frank Zappa again.

indeed

catholic girls

Hmm - only cos they've been locked up with nuns teaching them so they are ready for anything ......

some of them are ready for almost everything just to upset the nuns

Ah, but what about when the leave the nun's supervision - I've heard they go on the .... rampage! All the naughtiest actresses have been ex-catholic school girls


I believe in the one *od - me in reverse

mmmmmmmmmm, naughty actresses

Catholic girls, naughty actresses - is there no stopping you?

i hope not