h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

god is dog spelt backwardsdogs are animalstherefore Animal must be god
as long as I don't believe in myself

Animal from the muppet show really

now it all makes sense to me

thanks for clearing that up

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my nickname, 99% of people who know me (in real life)call me it, many moons ago I had hairas like a headbanger/rocker and mimicked animal from the muppets and the name stuck

from somewhere in the depths of my P/S


With my full name, over the years,I got various nicknames, but non stuck. All my mates had them, not me(aw..bigger...AW)When the Muppets came on TV, a workmate said that I looked like that Animal on telly, Lo and behold it stuck, from then on 99.99% of people who know me, call me ANIMAL, so it's not a nickname,its another Christian name.I also have Animal wielding an axe tattooed on my left arm, if I ever get amnesia, I can look at it and say I don't know who I am, but I must be bloody great.I put my real name into Google and in 4 seconds, it came up with 2,460,000 sites and that's only on the web. A lot of people with my name, BUT! there is only 1 Prof Animal Chaos. I tried to get it(ANIMAL that is) put on the marriage license, but the woman registrar said it could cause problems on future documents, in the same breath, she said, but for an extra £40, we can put it on a special license. My reply,was, oh for £17 you can't - but £57 you can - forget it.I even tried one time, to be entered into the "Guinness Book of Records" as Animal the world's most modest Superstar, their loss. Basically, what you see, is what you get, NO airs or graces and in this day and age, I'm still honest and loyal..to family and friends.....That's about it, apart from that I might be poor, but I'm rich in friends and that counts far more than money......

ah, so you are a god impersonator?

well, i guess you could do a lot worse

for instance going to mekka and impersonating a certain prophet

i'm sure you wouldn't be a hit, but you *would' be hit!

after making the earth etc and cocking up it up, I gave up

I didn't see no bright lights and pearly gates
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ouch! glad you made it

think that's bad. This day, I proved to myself how daft I really am.
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I like being an hopeless case

i try to convince some females that i may actually not be completely hopeless

gives them something to w*rk with biggrin>

ar'but, you are incognito on undercover work and have to assume various rolesto confuse the opposition and to the females, you can't divulge any more

true that

your secret is safe with me

as long as cheques keeps coming

i still have cheques - but they seem to be made of rubber

don't worryI ain't proud

maybe you can use them for something else?

i just saw a clip where kirk douglas used a page from the joly bible to roll a cigarette

he must have lit it from the burning bush

did you ever hear the joke about when george bush met moses at the airport?

nopeplease tell if printable

you can always add a joke or two here, if you wish Pierce

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