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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 10, 2002
Not bad... I'll have to contact you if anything else happens...
*Vox-link begins to 
*
Hang on a sec... yes? ... What! How many died? ... Injured? ... Servitors or organics? ... Ah, Servitors... ... Just weild a metal plate over it... Look I'm pretty crtain he didn't use them... Oh all right!
Um... Doc... my medic's a little over stretched and Cid, my main mechanic, is worried about one of my Servitors... he... well... he took a plasma round to the groin... and... well, let's call it a worst case scenario, if you get my meaning (
)... Can you help? I don't think he's in pain (he's programmed not to be) and he really didn't /need/ it as such (spanners don't have a sex life) but Cid'd be happier if you did something about it... so would you?
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shagbark Posted Mar 10, 2002
Hey doc, I thought you might want to know. Certain masts on the ship are hollow and contain spare blood. You could ask Pierce about it but I remember someone saying "oh that's where they keep the blood of the Zaphonistas.
Cabin No. 107, Sick Bay
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 10, 2002
So /that's/ why the masts keep bleeding when I shoot them!
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shagbark Posted Mar 11, 2002
I see you surevived that episode on the bridge. That spayed universal antidote always works better than regular universal antidote
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 11, 2002
stop shooting them bleeding masts 
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shagbark Posted Mar 11, 2002
Nice to hear from you captain. I was starting to think you had left the ship.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 11, 2002
i'm always on the ship, shagbark - in spirit 
in RL i'm busy as h*ll
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 12, 2002
in that order?
h*ll why not? 
:: gulps down 
, 
and 
::
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 12, 2002
The more the merrier, so let's make merry!
*Downs an *
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recrash Posted Mar 15, 2002
Your boy, Cid, should be all right now. I decided to amputate everything and just replace it with a pseudotissue model. I'm sure it'll be as functional and as aesthetically pleasing as before. Feeling should return in a week to five days, though it's really a waste on someone with no sex life.
And I wouldn't stand in front of him when he's excited. I'm not sure how far said graft can expand.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 17, 2002
Exited?... I'm sorry, when do screwdrivers get exited?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Hey Recrash, d'you think you can stretch your services to include VIPER? (A699267) They need a medic and you're the best I know, so...
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recrash Posted Mar 20, 2002
I've already applied. There's a handy Quantum Tightbeam System in one of the restrooms, second stall from the right. Flush to activate.
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