h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a steaming rose?

good luck with you 'puter

and i'm *really* looking forward to seeing that stamp

Yes I'm really really mad when I can't e-mail and so is M !!
I'm not holding out any hope that it will be working tonight. Helpline is £1 a minute so that's a last resort - hence the and and

happy birthday to someone tomorrow, happy birthday to someone tomorrow, happy birthday to her!

Have a nice day and and for her


Do you know "Twas brillig and the slithy Toves, did gyre and gimble in the Wabe/all mimsy were the Borogroves, and the Mome Wraths outgrabe"?

might have got some of the spelling wrong! Good test for your English though..there's just one line

Oh frabjous day, calooh caleh, he chortled in his joy

feels quite apt at the moment!
I won't say cross fingers the computer is working because God knows what you'd cross instead

bye - going home

you know there is a thread where you can go if you are addicted to hootoo?

thanks for the and - i'll pass it on

i'm afraid you are right: that *is* quite a test

i just started reading samuel taylor coleridge's "the rime of the ancient mariner" the other day - and that's hard enough...

i'll cross my hook

It's only I'm addicted to - not hootoo

water water everywhere and never a drop to drink!

The other was The Jabberwocky from Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass can't remember which

ntl is back up so

yoohoo - calling from the school bench!

the teacher will look at my screen any minute now, so i'd better log out again fast. have a nice day

???? School? What's going on?

relax, it's nothing serious. take two aspirins and call me again in the morning

seriously though: i'm taking a one week long course in how to use a pc. about time, wouldn't you agree?

i actually never had any education of this sort before. had to find out everything by myself. it seems like i did a good job, but on the other hand i have already learned quite a few tricks that i did not know before (organising the pc, searching the web etc.)

CU

I'm surprised because I thought you wouldn't need a course

Hope your work is paying

Must go its M's turn on here (her computer, she reminds me)

byeeeeee

hi. missed you

i have finally *almost* caught up with a lot of w*rk. even w*rk at w*rk so may be able to write you again soon

why don't you open a new account on yahoo or some other place (one that only you have the password to) and mail me from there?

love

Hi! It's me - I've forgotten my way around here its been so long. I'll go and wander around a bit

"oh, the patter of little feet - there is nothing like having a dwarf butler"

W. C. Fields

Are you sitting there with the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations by any chance?

no, i learned this by heart

(i'm not sure it's right though - i think it's more like "oh, the pitter-patter..."

but you got the general idea anyway and that was counts)

make that "that's what counts"

Well I'd never make a proof reader because I didn't even notice

oy, silly me - oy should off never 'ave told yer, should oy

I sincerely hope that's not an attempt at a Cornish accent

corny? me? why, i never

You - puns? corny? You wouldn't dream of it!

i dare not tell you what i am dreaming of