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Crotchety old farts!!!!



Just kidding!! I you guys!!

crotchety? maybe
old? certainly
fart? definitely

*lights a to freshen the air *

::sniff::

That pine-fresh smell completely masks the smell of old farts! Well done!

Wow!! !!

I bow to your awesome air freshening abilities!!!

Yar!!!

the smell of burnt is followed by the smell of

But what's *that* followed by?

We're back to old farts, aren't we?

* to fetch a dozen more s *

and if that's not enough we can always burn some of the back logs

So do you have the christmas decorations up yet?

nope. no xmas stuff at my place if i can help it. i hates xmas i do

but if my daughter comes to visit me i shall have to let her decorate. can't say no to her, of course

You're going to have to decorate a *bit* ... what with having 13 s here!

i will 'decorate' the air in here by burning them, i will

Don't be a Scrooge, Pierce!! You at least have to have some ()

Or some eggnog !
or see some of those spectacular claymation movies!!

Yar!!

this i can do
the rest and gis a barrel of rum instead

Cheers!!

Yar!!

and a bottle of rum

We bought a bottle of eggnog the other day ... and mint Baileys ... yum! I love Christmas! Lots of new ways of getting !

yeah, well, you know me. i am a for all seasons

: ho ho ho and a bottle of scotch

Roll on New Year

"i hates xmas i do " .... you're an old fart after my own evil heart, Pierce.

it's just that there is no love left for xmas.
i spend it all on women