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A new Purpose
Posted May 4, 2000
Yes, after my previous journal post, I've become a new grunt! I've a new purpose, and that is.......
To grow a beard...
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Misery
Posted May 1, 2000
I hate my life. There, i've said it. Though I don't feel much better.
Today (May 1st 2000), was an absolutely s**t day. I don't know if any of you have had a day when you really wish for total nuclear annialation of the world and the cold comfort that is death, but I have, many times...
My friends and family are slightly worried that i've developed a Vietnamesque 'thousand yard stare' but i'm not one for suicide, i'll just wait for the inevitable nuclear war...
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Job. Must. Get. Job
Posted Apr 26, 2000
Noooo!
To keep me here, I must go away...
The trouble with getting a job in Hereford is that unless you can drive a tractor, deliver a calf or grow sideburns to suitably bushy lengths, you really are screwed...
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Latest reply: Apr 26, 2000
I am an idiot
Posted Apr 23, 2000
'Nuff said really
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Latest reply: Apr 23, 2000
A song :-)
Posted Apr 2, 2000
I'm adequately exceptional,
and gradually professional,
at being mentally deficiant,
I'm as shrewd as a sap,
with an astute mental gap,
occasionally, I can be consistant,
I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
I'm an educational intellect,
quite exceptional in fact, perfect,
at being, the remidial class brainless dunce,
I'm a success! at losing,
and obvious when confusing,
i'm always asked for my opinion... once,
I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
I'm a popular hit with the 'in' crowd,
a regular wit to be with, and loud!
I'm a busy, active unsociable recluse,
I'm and irresistable reject,
with a formidable mental defect,
Sexually i'm celebate, not in use,
I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of me,
If you now where that song came from, answers on a postcard...
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