h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm adequately exceptional,
and gradually professional,
at being mentally deficiant,

I'm as shrewd as a sap,
with an astute mental gap,
occasionally, I can be consistant,

I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,

I'm an educational intellect,
quite exceptional in fact, perfect,
at being, the remidial class brainless dunce,

I'm a success! at losing,
and obvious when confusing,
i'm always asked for my opinion... once,

I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,

I'm a popular hit with the 'in' crowd,
a regular wit to be with, and loud!
I'm a busy, active unsociable recluse,

I'm and irresistable reject,
with a formidable mental defect,
Sexually i'm celebate, not in use,

I'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a faliure,
but never judge a book by it's colour,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
'Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of me,

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