h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A hologram of Afgncaap5 pops up* Eomando, this is Afgncaap5. You were definitely a service to the Galaxy when the Horrible Somethings attempted to destroy all of the donuts. But not, a fate even greater than the loss of every donut in the galaxy is knocking at our door. Minos Krylma, all around bad guy, has set up an Armageddon Machine that he calls "The OmegaMatic." This device, when detonated, will destroy the entire Galaxy! Not just the donuts, mind you, but *EVERYTHING*! This is why I am contacting (among others) the entire original crew of the Esirpretne to ask their assistance in ridding the Galaxy of this threat. Should you wish to accept this mission, please head to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F25788?thread=104301 for further instructions.