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Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 11, 2000
Wait, what beach are we going to? alicat, didn't you say to meet here? This is where I ended up using the link from the barbecue. But I'm ready!!
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 11, 2000
*Runs up puffing* OOPS. sorry I missed you cloughie. I think a nice southern beach, with crystal clear water. And white sand. Jamaica maybe? I've only seen pictures. 
*Spreads out several blankets on the fine, white sand. Oprens beer fridge and makes a pithcher of rum punch. The guest of honour hasn't arrived yet. *
Miss you, Allison.
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 11, 2000
(thanks Ali, the trip was fun! Yes, Gov. Marc was there!!)
Jamaica sounds very nice. I've never been to Jamaica before.
*Looks around and sees the crystal clear tourquois of a perfect bay, nodding palm trees, and feels the warmth of the snowy sand. Her clothes are replaced with a swim suit and she spreads a towel.*
I'm going swimming!!
*Plunges into the sparkling surf.*
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 11, 2000
*alicat joins Mari-rae in the crystal clear water. Hundreds of brightly coloured fish swim amongst them. In the meantime, waiters have appeared at their towels on shore. They bear tropical drinks, laden with fruit, and BIG smiles.*
Now this is paradise.
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 12, 2000
*It is a perfect, tropical day. 32C/95F, but very comfortable. There is not a cloud in the sky. A motor boat whizzes by, towing a parachute. Sounds of laughter drift down from above.* Has anyone been parasailing before? It's wonderful. Like being a human kite! *Sips lazily on tall, tropical drink. Lies back and soaks up the sun.*
Miss you, Allison.
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Jul 12, 2000
~walks up to the bar. orders beer. sits down. downs beer~
~walks up to the bar. orders beer. sits down. downs beer~
~walks up to the bar. orders beer. sits down. downs beer~
~walks up to the bar. orders beer. sits down. downs beer~
Feels like getting drunk...
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 12, 2000
LOL. I think getting drunk is the perfect way to spend TowelMaster (TomerWastel) Day. Anybody want some sunscreen? We don't want to be too sore for nightclubbing tonight.
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 12, 2000
*Stands astonished, doubting his sight; struck by beauty, gripped in fright*
"Evel Knievel, you got nothing on me. Here I go!!
*strips and runs into the water*
"It's beautiful!! And what beauty it is filled with!! "
Miss you, Allison.
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 12, 2000
What are all these naked , naked did I SAY THAT OUT LOUD, naked people doing in this tropical paradise.
They must be either:
1. Refugees from cyberspace's h2g2 thingy
2. Millionaires wafted here from paradise
3. Mirages
I plump for No. 1 and address the throng who all look strangely familiar, there's Alicat, very nice...., there's Mari-rae, very nice...
and there's two fellas-cloughie and a drunker-by-the-minute-kheldar.
Another Blue Lagoon for me and more pineapple in this one please.
Wakes up in a sweat and realises he was dreaming, still at work and still got to get the sales in.
Goodbye cruel world..........
Big al 
,
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 12, 2000
he'll be back.
Miss you, Allison.
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Jul 12, 2000
~decides he will stay at the bar, since he's not in the mood for swimming atm~
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 12, 2000
These pretzels...I mean this salt water is making me thirsty. *alicat leaves the clear, warm water to join Kheldar at the bar.* I'd like 7 rum punches. What will you have Kheldar?
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 12, 2000
There's some nice home-brew at willow farm, i can chat for a few.
Miss you, Allison.
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Jul 13, 2000
Well now, the offer of home-brew is one I can never seem to resist
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 13, 2000
well, if you're still here, I'm up for one! *sits in the willow farm chatroom, waiting...*
Miss you, Allison.
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 13, 2000
*Looks down at self and is relieved to see that she is still in her swim suit. Comes out of the surf and moves her towel to the sand. Takes one of the tall fruity drinks and sips. A parrot flashes by in the palm fronds. Wonders what Kheldar meant up there when he said that word she didn't get.*
Life is good - life is fine; hurray for TM!!
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 13, 2000
Oh yes, let's all drink a 'social' for TM!! CHEERS!
Miss you, Allison.
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Jul 13, 2000
May he live long and prosperous. With plenty of alcohol to keep him quiet . LOL!!
~thinks back to the word he used, thinks mari-rae is talking about *plons*, which means something like *Splash*~
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