h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Squirts cloughie and his cantalope with thick chocolate syrup.*

Take that, you sidewindin', melon squeezin', tinhorn!!

*Blows across the barrels of her six shooters.*

~quietly heads for the exit..~

*Gives Kheldar a parting shot with the hose*

Hi to Mari-Rae, Gwennie, Kheldar, Alicat anyone else I missed.

What is this mess, he slips on the congealing mixture of Mayo-whipped cream gone off and chocolate goo spits out the extra chocolate that he couldn't quite finish and surveys the damage.

3 hours later his water jet hung back in it's holster, having cleaned up all the mess made by his distant cyber chums, he grins enigmatically to himself and thinks " Cleaning up after parties is therapeutic, I haven't thought of my in grown toe nails and athlete's foot once ! "

Returning to his intergalatic transmogrifier he gloops back in through the LAN-WAN and gets a first class ticket back on TCP/IP Transport-Comfortable-Pillows-Intensely-Pleasurable and returns to work before anyone notices he has been away.

BIgalthefirst ,

Hi Bigalthefirst...

Thanks for doing the housework.

I thought that TCP only came in bottles! *Winks and runs for cover*

TCP in bottles??

*not getting it... clueless. Its a sad state to be this dumb. *

Mari-Rae,

TCP is short for Tri Chloro Phenol, its smeggin good for spots and postules that break out when you visit the plane Zog for example, hope that clears it up and the spots !!

LOve Bigal ,

And it pongs like nuffink else too!!! Most schools use it in their first aid rooms for cuts and grazes so the smell always reminds me of school!

Am I to assume that TCP is not available in the US? You don't know what you've missed (not!).

Oh ??? I only recognize Secretary-day on your list... When are the other ones 'celebrated' then ?

TM.

*Happy to be enlightened!*

Ok, so now were all cleaned up. What would you like to do? Is Alicat on her vacation now?

I'm sorry TM, I souldn't tell you. They piss me off, so I don't pay attention!! There's something or other every month!

I meant: couldn't tell you.

That's allright, it sounds a bit like a mixture of shouldn't, wouldn't and couldn't...nicely vague...

Dad : 'Now remember Mother's Day' next sunday.
Kids : 'But dad, when is children's day then ?'
DAD : 'Every day is children's day..........'


AAArrggghhhh, I always hated that reply...


TM.

P.S. How about 'TowelMaster's Day' ???

Hi all. alicat should be here this week, don't think she'd doing vacation. Never seen TCP in the states, any brand names?

I think we had more than enough Towelmaster's days lately

Hi all ,

I was surprised to see we were on the busiest forums list. And to think, bigal cleaned up JIT. Almost looks too clean in here. *winks slyly* Is there anything left in the fridge? We'll have to get in a new supply of vodka, but there's plenty of beer and spirits. TowelMaster day? That sounds like a good idea. Maybe today, although there's not much left of it. How about tomorrow TM?

*Tosses a basketfull of strawberries onto the upturned lawnmower's spinning blades and ducks.* No, I didn't throw any ducks on there.

A toast to the best friends on this planet (and others). Cheers.

*Sucking strawberry goo from her fingers, then trying to get it out of her hair. Gives up.*

Let's celebrate TM Day tomorrow by going to the nearest beach. Just a suggestion.

The beach! What a jolly good idea, Mari-rae. I haven't been in ages. How was your trip? Was the governor at the reunion? Did you bring your six-shooters and choccy sauce? *Begins gathering towels, pails and shovels, sunscreen and other beach-related goodies.* We missed you around here.

SEE YOU ALL AT THE BEACH!! YIPPIE!!

*Plons...*