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bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 6, 2000
Thank you for saying hello Gwenni, ugh what's all this goo i'm standing in-could it be day old cream or mayo-yum yum tastes like it, it has a certain piquancy or is that salmonella, listeria or maybe hysteria LOL.
Alicat where is ClownMCP how do I find it, search proved useless, await hieroglyphic instructions and a meccano set.
LOve Bigalthefirst 
, 
p.s. new story coming
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 6, 2000
*Whips out can of Silly String monsy left behind at ClownMCP's. Sprays doorway, creating a mass of inpenetrable webs.* You didn't think you could leave that easily, did you? *Covers Kheldar in the same web. Adds tartar sauce and cocktail sauce to the blender.* We need some new colours. What else do we have in this fridge? Ah, a fresh beer. Join me, anyone?
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 6, 2000
I guess I could use a beer. HI ALICAT!!!
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 6, 2000
Hi bigal. So good to see you. To find ClownMCP, just click on Kheldar's name and go to his (wonderful) homepage. On the right hand side there's a list of researchers. Just click on ClownMCP and enjoy.
I'm looking forward to your new entry. A day without bigal, is like a day without beauty.
*Adds a good dollup of...peanut butter! to the blender.*
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 6, 2000
HIGH, cloughie. Good to see your smiling face. Just one beer? What colour do we need now? You've got a good artistic eye. How about a shot of tequila? You know alicat, spelled backwards, gives you tequila! In a twisted sort of way. Where did Gwennie go? She's got the whipped cream. Maybe some blueberries would add some needed colour.
cloughie, how was your 4th of July?
This is the best day I've had in a while.
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 6, 2000
Well, I didn't read the whole forum, but I've got some grape jelly to go with the peanut butter! I sent you an email alicat, Wish I could spend more time now, but lots to do, been lax for too long. Happy blending!
Miss you, Allison.
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 6, 2000
Mmmmm peanut butter my favourite. Thanks a bunch.
Got any toffee crunch double cream ice cream and a nice glass of chilled Chablis to wash it down-oH that's cold !!!
Love and kisses, looking forward to reading Kheldar, ClownMCP and YOU..
Bigalthefirstbutnothungrynow
,
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 6, 2000
Grape jelly was a good addition, cloughie. bigal, I'll even give you your ice cream in a dish! Some Chablis all around. Now, for the blender, alittle Frank's Hot Sauce. Nice shade of red. *Blender starts to sputter, then spark, then smoke. All the lights go off in the house.* No problem, I'll fire up the generator. Maybe the food processor has more balls.
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 7, 2000
Hey again. Better than the show=x is adding ?latest=1 to the end. It takes you to the last group of postings without all the delay.
Maybe if we brought in a lawnmower and flipped it upside down...
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 7, 2000
The lawnmower! What a great idea! The ceiling fan doesn't have the speed we need. I'll be right back.
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 8, 2000
I have a watermelon!!!
Miss you, Allison.
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 8, 2000
I have got two watermelons but they are not mine.
Alicat i've posted a journal just for you today
Love bigal ,
Miss you, Allison.
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 8, 2000
I have got two watermelons but they are not mine.
Alicat i've posted a journal just for you today
Love bigal ,
Miss you, Allison.
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 8, 2000
*alicat rushes out to go to bigal's homepage. She intends to buy a watermelon before she returns. *
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 9, 2000
I'll share with you Gwennie. Anyone else want to join us in here? It could get interesting!!
Welcome back, Mari-rae
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jul 9, 2000
Mari-rae!. It's so good to have you back. How was your trip? I hope the weather was great. Tell us all about it.
Miss you, Allison.
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 9, 2000
Mari-rae,
Glad to know you -nice melons !!
What did you think of my stories.
I will drop in to see you sometime.
LOve Bigal ,
Miss you, Allison.
Gwennie Posted Jul 9, 2000
*Wanders stiffly into the room, covered in frozen whipped cream and other sticky looking substances*
The damned freezer door shut on me and I had to keep warm by eating all the food and drinking the vodka! *Burp!*
What are we up to now? This place could do with a good hose down...
*Produces a high pressure hose and starts to wash the walls and everything or everybody in the room as well*
Wheee! This is fun!
Hi Mari-Rai! Welcome back from your holiday. Would you like to have a go with the hose?
Miss you, Allison.
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 9, 2000
*Wearing six shooter water pistols, she draws them out of their holsters and proceeds to squirt down everyone present. Instead of water they are filled with chocolate syrup.*
Take that you pack of varmints! (doing a bad Yosemite Sam impression)I ain't a gonna stop until them thar cows come home, or I run outta ammo!
*Aims an extra squirt at Bigal, because he is the newbie!!
Miss you, Allison.
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jul 10, 2000
Hi all, just checking in. I brought a cantaloupe!!
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