h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear, now we have a sulking child to worry about

*Sits in a corner, sucking her thumb and sulking profusely*

LOL. How about a straw to suck on, Gwennie? It leads to a nice v.t. This forum has been missing alcohol. Kheldar, what will you have? Bear? I'm going to have a cold beer.

Bacardi-Cola. Or Cuba Libre if you prefer. It's been ages since I last had that

It's whatever YOU prefer. I've never heard of Cuba Libre. The fridge is fully stocked though, so I'll pour both. Cheers.

*Sits in the corner, blowing bubbles into her vodka & tonic through a straw*

Hey, Kheldar! *Flicks an ice cube across the room* Catch!

*shoots spit-ball at gwennie----chewed wad of paper finds a home in Gwennies ear...*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

~Dives towards the ice cube and tries to catch it. barely avoids the table but forgot about the wall~

...ouch...

Alicat, thank you for looking at my journal I am glad you liked my stories, i have out a poem by William Blake there today.

I love the Doors, Yes and most of the people you put you liked. You have brightened my day too.

Check out www.opendiary.com-the competition my handle there is Bornagainrunner it's fun too.

LOve Bigerthaneveralthefirst ,

Thanks bigal, I will check it out.

Kheldar, would you like some more ice for that lump forming on your head? I'll have to remember CL. I think I'll have one myself. Please welcome bigalthefirst. He has some very beautiful stories in his journal. The Magical Story is my favourite.

*alicat pulls out a can of whipped cream from the fridge. She liberated it from ClownMCP's home. There is an evil glint in her eye.*

Hi Bigalthefirst!

*Removes chewed wad of paper from her ear, snatches the whipped cream from Alicat and pours it into a food blender*

Thanks Ali - where's the "on" switch?
*Alicat points to a switch on the wall*
Thanks!

*Removes the lid from the blender and everyone in the room is instantly covered in whipped cream*

LOL. Good one, Gwennie. Much more efficient than that puny nozzle. How about a little colour? *alicat squeezes a healthy portion of mustard, then ketchup, into the blender. The walls and everyone enclosed is now a beautiful orange. Reminds everyone of the Dutch fans at Euro2000. She rumages around the fridge for more colours.*

Keep going Ali! We could get this exhibited as a major work of art! *Giggles stickily*

LOL. Thanks, Gwennie. We've got a little Mayo here and, oooh, some relish with red bits in it.

I'll let you know when your effort has reached "art" status. You two should realy leave this type of thing to the professionals.

~sigh~
Why do I always end up in this kind of experiments...
Although I must say, this one is much better. Shazz and Monsy tend to use *me* as the subject of experimenting with cream and stuff

*Grins wickedly and raises an enquiring eyebrow to Kheldar*

That sounds.....interesting! Would you like to tell us all about it?

Hey Bear...

*Lobs a huge lump of mayonaise across the room which catches Bear on the back of his head*

~reminds himself not to tell anybody that at least one of those stories can be found on ClownMCP's page *wink, wink* ~

LOL. Having been to the *wink, wink* forum, I can say it's one of the funniest reads I've seen in a long time. Everyone should go there. Ok, Bear. As a professional artist, what would you add to the blender. I'm going to hang some sheets to preserve your artwork for the masses to enjoy. How about a little creme de menthe in the meantime?

~wonders if he should get out of this party while it's still safe-ish ~