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The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 1, 2012
if you have may be 2 weeks spare
and anti loon tabs have a gander at my P/S (looks better in BRUNEL) and if you ain't gibbering by the end - well! there's no answer OR CURE
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 1, 2012
and now, I am heading to a horizontal position
just below a duvet
I wish you pleasant dreams as your time comes round Barneyand my apologies for leaving as you've just got here
TTFN (ta ta for now
)
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Barneys Bucksaws Posted Sep 2, 2012
Sleep well TTFN, OM
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 5, 2012
I got the strippers in! to try and pull in some customersand all they did was scrat the wallpaper off 
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MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Nov 5, 2012
Scrat???
Sounds rather nasty... 
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 5, 2012
Yorkshire/northern slanghave a good scrator scratting wallpaper etc
short for scratch of course
you got mail
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MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Nov 5, 2012
Reply on way...and while I'm here, lager please!!!
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 6, 2012
half pint/pint/stein ?barrel ?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 6, 2012
Please can I have a stein or two of mulled beer?
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 6, 2012
one 1 and 3 quarters pints of a hot toddy for Katcoming up
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 6, 2012
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 8, 2012
glad your back Miz
after your mail, I contacted Lil and she told me she'd already done it for you
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2012
instead of 12
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The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 24, 2013
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MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Feb 25, 2013
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 25, 2013
Lil put notification into facebook and Taff replied and is saddened, as he'll miss their bantersin hootoo
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 26, 2013
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bobstafford Posted Feb 27, 2013
The Bar 4 Sportsmen and women - the professional drinkers emporium and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 14, 2013
Notice to all patrons of this most excellent alcoholic drinking establishment
due to lack of customers, we are closing for a short, while refurbishment is being carried outand hopefully will open in the near future with a new décor
watch local news for updates
The Management::::
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 15, 2013
Hello Prof I am just dropping in a for a quick snifter 
before heading off to the blue yonder.
Key: Complain about this post
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