h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cheers

Hi MS and Bob I hope you are both keeping well.

I have applied for non management and non supervisory retail work at supermarkets and the questions that they ask makes it sound that you have to have Jedi powers, Omega (mutant) level 5, and magical powers and be be able to be in several places at once, solve problems before they happen, know what customers want before they ask for assistance, arrive at work before you leave home and make the impossible, possible and not need training (be able to have knowledge of to do things like the character Anakin Skywalker). And you must always look like a teenager and never age.

Typical psychological battery that's found in most application processes these days....



Most likely guarded with timing alogrithms..meaning if you take too long, you're automatically considered as a liar...instant fail.


I should know...happened to me far too many times.

Well I am sure you qualify on the last part

MIND THE WET PAINT



Hmmm...let's hope Lil doesn't go on a button pushing crusade ere...

bound to get someone daubing paint about

Sounds like our ....

got to give the paint chance to dry

I do hope you're not volunteering me as watchman for the process...

no, your oksabre toothed I've bought as a guardwill be here

Hmmmm....

Sabre-toothed .

What, you finally got that run-down of a working again???

ebay

E-bay????



There's nothing that they don't have these days...

to be honest, I've never used ebay or amazonand in no rush to do so

I've not done that either....



I've no real prescence in such places...not feeling any pressure to change,either.

just writing mailcoming shortly

I'll be looking...

look no further