h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got their phone number somewhere. If I can find it I´ll give it a try.

I know they were having house improvements done and that would knock his broadband off while completed. But I don't know anything further than that

Finally here It's been mad trying to find out my log in and password but that's what happens when they change things around.

As to work I got the weekend off so won't be back there til Monday, So my joints can rest up a bit.I've managed to damage the ligaments in my right elbow but because of the nature of my work it's tough luck on the rest bit of the recovery So it's a case of elbow supports and pain killers and heat creams and keep going.

I'm not going to read all the backlog as I would be here all weekend and not get to talk to anyone

I'll be around for a while yet so help yourself to a tipple or two

Hun, you´re not alone in your misery. A website in German, and in order to get up to date I have to backlog through ten years of rather dirty pics and puns.

I think if some of the guys at work were to be in a similar predicament it could keep them occupied for months Knowing them the pics would take priority

How are you Pit? All ok I hope

As a gentleman of my age - no teeth, no hair, no hope. How you, dear - we were a bit worried about you not being around for too long?

Well in my case, no teeth, grey hair and falling to bits it seems

Apart from aforementioned problems not to bad, had time to rest up and relax for a while apart from trying to catch up on all the housework and find my log in detail's again, but by the time I get home from work all I want to do is sleep. As soon as the girls have gone to bed so have I, ready to get up and start again the next day.

Whoever said that you will get used to it was telling porkies

Hmmm...doesn´t translate into English, but:
"Lad told me to teach a horse to go with half the food - taught mine and the beast died on me."

That's how I feel half the time I just have the energy to get up the stairs to bed. I'm now down to 10 stone in weight, don't ask me to change it to kg though and still loosing but I burn more than I can eat so it's to be expected

"Stone" into "metric"...right, I can do that. You are either a budgie or a lorry, depending on where the effing decimal point skips.

your about as good as me in that translation then No matter what new fangled rules the EU bring in I'm sticking with lbs and oz's not kg and grams

1 Kg is 1000 grams, so where´s the problem? Cooking by "seventeen roods to the nearest farm and then it´s sixteen pints to the grandma"...no.

Well this Grandma could definately go for 16 although I would probably be quite by the end of it

I love French receipes. They always start with "two bottles of into the .

I can't stand it when they put the into the food, what a waste much better to put it into the

Hun, I hated having to iron all the white shirts I needed for my job - but don´t believe anyone who tells you and white shirts don´t mix. , a hot iron and singing very loud to tunes by Lindisfarne...life can´t get any better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdXNcmVLs8g

I'll give the a miss as it gives me a migraine but I'm ok with sherry

As to the white shirts they wouldn't stay white for long if you wore them at my works I tend to wear black as if you get train grease on them it doesn't show plus they look better with bright orange hi vis vests and jackets

Better girls get all the fun! Your highly visible vests come with the job, sluts need plastic boobs to get noticed at all.

Can't be dealing with fake boobs, don't need them they get in the way. I think the Amazonians had the right way of dealing with it

I may look like I've been tangoed half the time but I can still go missing at work as half the time I end up working out on my own. Especially if I'm out on service or up the island doing the CET's and tanking.

I´m not fluent with letter soup - what the eff is CET?