h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

have you got a set of steps please

I have a few paths I could take I guess

I think I might try to abseil down

You are great at making me laugh perhaps you could do stand up

if I stand up,you'll see me over the 4ins cliffand I'm hiding

Last night I saw a mouse This morning I went to eat some and once I had eaten a bit I realised the bit next to it had mouse teeth on it! Can you get anything from eating the now?!

fat

just cut the mouse section off

I think I eat a bit of the mouse section...my maltesers went on the floor too

well at least the mouse wont get fat thenless fattening centres

If I burst nobody would care

I carewe could be meeting for the first time and you could splash all over me, I've never had a woman throw them self at me before

then I'D have to pick you up

all 9 (stone?) of me?

erly

what a lucky boyfriend

If only I had other things going right for me too then i would be perfect.

as the saying goes, Rome was not built in a day.

even on a level street, we can still trip up

but the sun will always shine