h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bite back

ooh I feel like stringing em up

let yourself go, let them see another side to you, that you will not be triffled with

I've just embarassed myself on the phone to a potential employer

one of my colleagues suggested leaving all the tops off the pens so they have no ink to write with

that was a bit silly

some pens don't dry up
butdamage the head, then it can't write

oh heck

and hide the pencil shapener

er! sharpener

yep can see the pencils doing press ups as we speak It's to get things wrong around me

eye never get things rong

no never

I'm right 99% of the time and the other 1% I'm near enough
unless I'm wrong

is it with you if i jump off a cliff? I'm ready for doing so

only on one condition!

the cliff is only 3ins high

yep thats now. It wasn't yesterday though bosses.

mind the first stepit's a doozie

huh?!

3ins cliff

a 4ins cliff and I'd get altitude sickness