h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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some microsoft operatives are on the same intelligence level as brick walls

Slower than Microsoft, being goaded by a couple of snails, as a turtle walks by sneering.

mog nab IV

not related to mog nab I or V or his cousin and aunty

What's Arthur's view on the subject?

depends on the angle he says

obtuse angle?

equilateral quadvarient isolated isosceles, on last check up

wardrobe - ok! call it what you want, but will the assistant know ?

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philosophy - life's like plumbing pipework, don't go far without there been bends in the line

Arthur agrees! for no apparent reason!

stare at the corner of a room long enough and you'll see the vastness of the universe and you'll STILL never understand any of it

Very astute. or should that be acute? I suppose it all depends what angle you are coming from.

Stare long enough unblinkingly at anything (in daylight conditions) and eventually you'll see nothing but a golden haze, the optical complement of visual purple.

following myself in a circle

Careful you don't catch up

rear view mirror

Remember, there's a point everything.

Arthur stood at the north pole and could only point south