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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 6, 2023
Phat! or Phat loss ?
Don't fall for the hype!
Arthur! ------- for no apparent reason
Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 7, 2023
Hair-loss smoother your head with curry paste and stand on your head whilst a eating pound of peanut toffee.
Arthur! ------- for no apparent reason
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 19, 2023
Your late! What time do you call this ????
I call it Harold! What you call it ???
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 10, 2023
Arthur, the authentic Arthurian author became known for his impersonations of Arthur Askey but had to stop because of his arthritis. He then became the secretary of the Blyth Valley Arthritis society.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2023
I picked my nose!
I won, because there weren't any other bidders 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 13, 2023
I had a 5cm hair come out of my left nostral.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 13, 2023
Snot fair on the right nostril then! 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 15, 2023
Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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