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Post 281

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Is there no defence to your jokes? What's defence? De thing that goes around de bottom of de garden.


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Post 282

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the smiley - biker went round my waist at 60mph - he was wearing hondapants under my jeanssmiley - erm


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Post 283

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Does Arthur know about this?


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Post 284

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Arthur was riding them


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Post 285

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Was he also wearing them?


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Post 286

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

no! handlebars hurt


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Post 287

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

In moustache form?


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Post 288

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

oooh no! it's not a moustache, its a highbrow come down for a drink


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Post 289

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Sorry, thought a slug had gone asleep on lip


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Post 290

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

we'll wait and see if it moves


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Post 291

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

I'll start flicking slug pellets at IT


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Post 292

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

just don't throw the gun as well


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Post 293

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

You can get a gun!


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Post 294

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Arthur was gun'na get one, but wouldn't have a clue what to do with onesmiley - erm


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Post 295

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Well that's a relief. He might have started shooting and hit innocent people.


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Post 296

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only hits himselfsmiley - biggrinhe plays Russian roulette and loads all the chamberssmiley - laughhe hates losing


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Post 297

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Art Hur is NOT a relative of ben hur


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Post 298

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

don't expect the obvious and don't listen to what you've not heard, because what you think is! isn't and there in hangs the balance of did he or didn't he...


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Post 299

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

snisslebark


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its more than Arthur hour since the last the last posting


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