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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 28, 2009
speed test at 9.30pm 28/9/9
download speed 115kbps
for your connection the acceptable range of speeds - 50 to 250kbps
dsl connection rate = 5344kbps(downstream), 448(upstream)
IP Profile is 135kbps
NO CHANGE! after just over the 72 hoursas expected, anther test will be done tomorrow morning and thenback at them, because they CAN'T say it's my wiring or connections any more
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
Friday, in their website members pages
as per our conversation today
The fault was with the extension cable as the sync rate at the test socket is 5600. it was showing 160 at the extension socket.
Please keep this connection solid for the next 3 days to allow the IPProfile to be updated.
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Upstream Link Info
Loop Loss Loop Loss Add Text SNR Margin Errored Seconds HecErrors Cell Count Speed
19 28 25 7 70 448
Downstream Link Info
Loop Loss Loop Loss Add Text SNR Margin ErroredSeconds HecErrors CellCount Speed
32.5 12 1 0 69 5600
DSL Max Data
BIP Interface Data
Current line rate Line rate change timestamp Maximum Stable Rate Recalcuated ProfileTimestamp Maximum Stable Rate
135 2009-08-26T20:50:05 N 2009-09-10T10:42:26 4544
Tuesday 29th 11.55am my reply
Dear Sir.
As of Friday teatime, I followed the instructions given and my router is still connected to the main BT wall socket. After one and a half hours this morning (9.00am to 10.30am 29/09/09) of not having any internet connection at all, I have just completed another BT speed test and nothing has changed, this is now over the way 72 hour period. Therefore I think that this now shows that it is NOT my wiring/connection at fault(as the extension in the bedroom is out of the loop), but BT's wiring/connection from the BT installed wall socket to the junction box on the outside wall to the telegraph pole and beyond. This problem/fault is now nearing 6 weeks and seems no nearer to being rectified. I now ask that a Open Reach engineer brought in to hopefully rectify this situation. Please understand my frustration of NOT being able to use the internet that I am paying a monthly subscription for and not receiving.
40 - 30 Prof to serve, new balls please
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Sep 29, 2009
More info on my data loss.....
Was speaking to a guy who does PC stuff for a living in the church (PUB!!) today.
As a 'gaming' prog has found its way into my Norton Vault, he reckons that a Trojan has hit me carrying a virus........
The only remedy he advises is a full Format and reboot.......
Will cost £££, so will have to wait until new year
GT
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
a gaming program, as in a free download thingy GT ?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Sep 29, 2009
Thats the thing, Prof....
It has installed itself, and it has now infiltrated my Norton Vault, so I cannot store anything there...........
GT
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
you should be able to delete the contents of the vault ?
email coming shortly ok!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
it's a good program GT, I never use windows to remove a program now
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Sep 29, 2009
Will try it on the morrow....
More impotant business at the mo................Talking to my pals!!!!
GT
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 29, 2009
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2009
30/09/09
This is batter than a carry on film or something on "That's life" Esther rantzen
We are pleased to be able to inform you that a member of our Customer Support
Centre has now escalated your Question [number ]
for further investigation.
The following comment was added to the Question
Dear Mr "Prof"
Sorry to hear that the problems are still evident on your line. I have now passed the fault back to BT for further investigation.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2009
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2009
just posted in plusnet
Will this be just another electronic check and pass the buck back to you ? or will an Engineer actually come and check their lines and connections ?.
Because of Friday's telephone call from you and the subsequent check and weekend wait with no IP Profile return, it shows it's not my wiring at fault
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2009
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Triquack Posted Sep 30, 2009
It seems to me, prof, that these troubles started shortly after your house "make over". I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the Council clowns have messed up your input line (full of water and that sort of stuff), it does creep up wires y'know. As a TV engineer, how many aerial cables have you found inside a wall growing bush, cut in half by clumsy shears and twisted together by a nugget? I have! Quite a few, it don't half f**k up the signal.
Bob.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2009
your spot on TQ, I've thought of that myself
either that, or an engineer on the pole outside my gate cocked up, as one did a few year agohe "repaired" a line, but got mixed up and "unrepaired" mine
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 1, 2009
As if we didn't know
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8282839.stm
Key: Complain about this post
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