h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Together, they were a rock group. First, stoned. Then on stage, petrified.

Meet me at the clothes line. That's where I hang out!

Ponytails are coiffe drops.

An orange grove was blasted into the stratosphere by a volcano. The fruit formed a citrus cloud.

The kitten was special form an early age. Reluctant to chase mice, he aspired to predict weather. Eventually he became famous for his weather forecats.

the vampire became interested in gardening. He specialized in tomb-matoes.

The farm hand approached the farmer about a raise. "I deserve a higher celery," he said.

The legumes challenged the root vegetables to a race. The root vegetables beet them all.

One of the root vegetables refused to become involved, because he did not carrot all for such things.

The gardener's assistant did not notice the race because he was minding his peas and cukes.

was it him who weed in the corner

No, that was the watermelon.

you know your onions


mine is called fred

I don't know who weed in the corner, but perhaps a crow took a leek.

so that's shallot then eh!

If we catch him stealing vegetables, the crow shallot once be evicted .

take it in turns, owl watch for the first 4 hrs

I hope it doesn't take a tern for the worse.

if it gets close, I'll shout duck!

I just left the worst food themed theme park ever. Goodbye, Gruel World!