h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok! it's time for another Prof's silly season entry(all year round). Using your H2G2/hootoo name, or your real one if you wish. What would your name be, if you were a stripper in a night club.

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d= Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Prof An{i}mal C{h}{a}os = Lola Velvethooter

Chesty Dreamhorn - a turn-off off ever I heard one!

if

Sugar Leathertush Really not sure what to make of that

Fantasia Leathertush - the first part is nice, though

Using Emmily Jaynne (yes, I know I don't use the Jaynne, but I might start using it )

*Princess Leatherlick* I like that one

using my real name

Sandra -ro---

*Heidi Sweetkiss* nah, prefer the other name

Amusing idea Animal

Emmily

My hootoo name would give Dallas Dreamhorn - I prefer to be Fantasia

Nice idea Prof

Hey Animal, may I put a link to this thread on my PS, explain why I have 'Princess Leatherlick' in my name tag

Emmily

Fantasia Glittertush.

I don't think it works really.

My hootoo name would yield Bambi Lustythong.

My real name, Cayt -dd---- would give me Isis Deepfire.

Think i prefer Isis Deepfire really.

Prof i dare'nt say mine

oh go on miz307, let us all have a

or come back when you've had a few glasses of then tell us

Emmily

I've seen this before! (i must mix in all the right circles eh?)

Zen devil becomes:

Jade Heaven Rock

My "real" name becomes:

Sugar Sweet Shock

Actually, both of them are fine, but so would Zendevil be. Pass the g string & point me at the pole....

zdt

I used my real name it came out as Candy Lustytush.
I like this name and I shall tell them down my local to call me this in future;unfortunately i can see it being changed to randy lustylush

My h2g2 name gives me Diamond Heavenridge; and strangely enough, my RL name, though completely different, gives me Montana Heavenridge.

I can be a sister act!

Emilly, of course love

don't know about you lot, but it's bringing a smile to my facesome great names and confused looks

Miz307I see why, it's up to you, your ain my eyes

You know what i did it wrong and it came out well very rude