You see Calroth. He is a strapping young human lad.

Calroth is a tall, wiry man with slate-grey hair, tied back, and stubble. His eyes are hypnotically blue and appear to be lit up slightly from behind, like the ocean as it passes off to vanishing point. He seems to exude a sparkling form of charisma, twitching his nose and winking at somewhat random moments. There appear to be three or four tiny stars dancing around his head. He needs to put on weight. He has a decidedly familiar dreamy look.

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Calroth Kin'carn'e was born directly into magic, so it was unfortunate that he turned out to be terrible at it. When he was ten years old, a wizard staff fell on his head. He did not want to come anywhere near magic. Eventually, he was driven from his home in Sto Lat to the Unseen University, at swordpoint, and given elemental training. He picked up several basic spells, then accidentally dropped them. He quickly learned how to fake magic, and one day, by a freak accident, he graduated. He's been trying to figure out how the cabbage spell works ever since. He can't wait to go insane.

smiley - tickle

Calroth's Domain: a web site


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