h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

P.S: not related to Wowbagger the infinitely Prolonged. I don't know who that is, so I suppose it is possible. But not that I know of.

Like you choice of Quest...
I have 2 suggestions to help you with your mission:
1. Gain immortality
and/or
2. Limit your buzzing to one conversation in every new forum.

Hey, those codes doesn't look so nice in forums, does they?

No, they does not. Thank you for you advice.

JimiX, are you asking me whether I am bee-affiliated? Or was I supposed to take it literally?

But you DO have multiple systems?

If you're going to do nothing but put the off-topic BUZZ everywhere, then maybe popularity is something you just will NOT get! Popularity isn't gained by just being everywhere if you have nothing useful to add

I get the feeling some of you people don't like me.

I was suggesting a bee affiliation...

Where did you get THAT idea? I'm just suggesting that you consider doing more than just buzzing.

I do not have two systems. I will not be on the at the same time as my alternate personality.

That clears it up then... we only have to figure out who is ALWAYS missing when Teaserman is on!

Oh, in that case, I am not bee affiliated.

Alright, but now you have a massive task too. There are a lot of people in this place. At any given time, there are a maximum of 60 people on. Most of the time there are 30-50 people on. Good luck to you.

The number of possibilities goes down with each minute as people join or leave the system

There are one or two wowbaggers who are Guide Researchers.

They are prob'ly related to the original Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged who, as you may recall from the Guide, conceived his purpose as insulting the Universe.
that is, everybody in it.
individually.
and in alphabetical order.

Your goal, while friendlier, sorta parallels his. so i thought maybe you were a distant relative.

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This message was posted before, but seems to have disappeared into the sub-ether, so I am reposting. Sorry if it turns up as a duplicate..

There are one or two wowbaggers who are Guide Researchers.

They are prob'ly related to the original Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged who, as you may recall from the Guide, conceived his purpose as insulting the Universe.
that is, everybody in it.
individually.
and in alphabetical order.

Your goal, while friendlier, sorta parallels his. so i thought maybe you were a distant relative.


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but what if he/she is someone you never knew until now???? i mean if you did not know him/her before now then how would you really be able to tell if he/she is missing??? wouldn't you have to know he/she was here to begin with before you can tell if he/she is missing while teaserman is online???
just a thought i had
monsy

If it's someone I didn't actually MEET yet, it might be a bit harder indeed, but not much. Besides: TM already said something about being KNOWN under a different name. I expect this person to be very well known

whoever is absent, say so...

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At the moment Teaserman is online. Assuming that he, and everyone else, is being honest so far, these people can now be cleared:

Vlad the incompetent
Crazy Gal
Peet
Glaws
Researcher 103317
Frustreren
Marv the Grate, Archbishop CotTB
Irving Washington (ACE)
Bald Bloke
Kristina Marie
technoyokel
Fate Amenable To Change
lut'gah
Infinity Beeblebrox
?YK-47? and Zippy te Surfing Raichu
Yoz
Loonytues & PP
Skeleton (ACE)
kalu
Flowerpot
Olli san the scuba Sheep
Keyrema the Normal
Amy
Researcher 103130
Clix2007
Old Wolf
lucan
Spartus
dac
Dragonfly
Big Mad Mr T
monsy
John-the-gardener
Bluebelle
Krissy Lee
saffire
Bruce
Austin Morris
Quaquavert
ShazzPR
Hey, remember me?
Greebo
Researcher 99044

Not that that helps too much...