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Nah, I'll 'stick' around for a while...

*loses some bones, which whirl around the room*

Hahahaha!

*the bones reconverge to complete Skeleton once again*

::sigh::

*soft humming sounds float in from the distance, getting closer...closer...*




*then fading away again, and dying...*

That sounded odd.

You better prepare... such things are happening in here very regularly nowadays. I'm not the only noisy one anymore.

At least the chains give us fair warning with you.

Yeah, that darn garment is givin' me away everytime...

You could try the traditional black full length cloak with matching scythe.

Hey!!! I'm not that woos wotsisname... The Reaper! I don't need a scythe!

You could always use Sid's stick.

Wait... do you know what happens when I 'stick around' for a while?

*loses some bones, which whirl around the room, and then reconverge to complete the Skeleton*

At a guess, that.

I won't need Sid's stick then, will I? He can keep that one

Hello gentle men. May I join you?

Or would you rather join NAVAL - and end taxation for good!

Ofcourse, my dear... You're welcome anytime! Actually, I was just going to sweep everything (dead *or* alive) here up, and carry it off into http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24810&thread=29308

Maybe you can help me evacuate the area?