h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*riding past, stops briefly, a vision in Red Leather*

Hi there boyz.

*gone in a howl of engines*

That was a scary moment.

Very!

~Irving

But its nice to see him back on the bike.

sorry ladz, can't stop long, I'm chasing the Venus girlie in all that lace. which way'd she go?

H&K
Z

I wouldn't be able to tell you, as she's not been in her own forum at all.

Nor in ANY forum, as far as I can tell

This could be a good thing.

Sure, good for *you*. Less worries about being outnumbered

I know.

Now, anyone got a handy hiding place.

Exactly

I think the answer you were looking for was

"Yes, here is a useful wardrobe. Why don't you make yourself comfortable."

Hmm, you're giving me more credit than I'm worth... I wouldn't have thought of that at all

OK, in that case can I just curl up in the corner and go slightly mad?

How much madder do you think you can get? You're already enlisted for the funnyfarm

But, sure, go right ahead!

Now, now boyz. No mad people round here please.

Hi Venus!

Long time no see (never before would be more accurate, I believe )

Why no mad people? I don't think it's fair to shut Menza@@te out

Can I ask on Sidney Kidney's behalf if you're his Brother???
-The Attack of the Venetians has started!

If you're asking me, then the answer is "No"!

Now you try figuring out whether I mean "No, you can't ask" or "No, I'm not his bro"

I was asking if Venus in Leathers was Sidney Kidney's brother, as he seems to think Venus in Flares might be...
But, please can I ask???