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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 23, 1999
*soft words whisper from the shadows*
Hello Men...something. What an unusual name! How lovely to make your aquaintance. But why do you seem so unsettled? Can I do anything to help you relax my love?
I could show you how to blend into the shadows in you would like. Just come over here...
Vic xx
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 23, 1999
Don't do it - don't trust her - she's a VENUS!!!
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 23, 1999
Oh Bluebottle...I weep for you. 
If only you knew...
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 23, 1999
*suddenly bones appear everywhere around the room*
*bones whirl around, then come together and form Skeleton*
*rattles his chain in greeting*
Well, a convincing act can only be performed if you're convinced of the reality of it yourself! If you don't believe that you can actually *do* it, then you won't convince others.
*explodes into a cloud of loose bones, whirls around, then vanishes*
*a haunting voice intones...*
The living tend to lack the confidence, so I suggest you die first! HAHAHAHA....
*breathtaking silence*
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 23, 1999
Am I the only one who trusts the Venuses? (except Venus in Marmite... Where did SHE come from?)
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 23, 1999
No, you're not the only one... I not only *trust* them, I even *like* them. I like their style, you dig?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 23, 1999
I'm not sure I do...
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 23, 1999
Well, then better make like a banana and split. 
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 23, 1999
i thought i did, but then i didn't... i don't sass your lingo.
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 23, 1999
ok, do you sass "make like a tree and leave"? 
Anyway, the Venii are great... they all have this innocent flirt-act, making everyone smile. That's was I know 'bout them. The guys that stumbleinto any one of them, immediately start falling over. Kind of cute, actually.
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
Well, that's enough therapy for tonight... I'm gonna make like a banana, and split
*rattles his chain, collapses, then vanishes*
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 24, 1999
That sounds familiar...
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*a heap of bones appears, rises up, forms... Skeleton!*
Ghehehe, your memory actually goes back all of 60 minutes or so
(I ain't burying myself to much in the part, am I? )
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 24, 1999
Can you ever bury yourself too much in a part?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
I don't know, but I guess it's possible. Otherwise the question would be totally irrelevant, and I ain't buying that
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 24, 1999
Aren't you leafing?
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