h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Yarreau. It's nice to see you around the site - I may have missed the official housewarming bash, but I just thought I'd come and give you a proper welcome.

Oh, thanks, you shouldn't have!

Still trying to find my way around the place, it's a jungle out here!

Careful. I used to be normal until I found this site!

Just click around. Let yourself be led through the jungle by a mouse.

I've never counted as normal, so there's no danger.

I'm trying hard not to hang out in Mala's threads, but that's where the sill... er, the most interesting people are...

Oh, normality has its place. Sometimes people take it to extremes though - Everything in moderation!

Ah, another member of the Radical Centre Party!

No! Not that lot! I'm with the Central Radical Party.

That Radical Centre lot are as bad as the People's Front of Judea.

Hm... I prefer the Radical Party Centre myself...

Any excuse, right?

So, I have to ask...what's all this about Mal and the guinea pigs? I'm intrigued!

*sigh*
She likes to pet her calico cat the wrong way and leave her like that, hair standing on end, making her look like a guinea pig (I'd like to see her do that with somebody else's cat!). This sorry sight greatly bothers me, so I am forced to pet her cat until she's all nice and smooth again... then Mala will very sneakily ruffle her up again, so I'm stuck petting her cat all day.

Recently, she has mastered the art of "remote instant guinea pig" (it's one of her superpowers), so I'm even forced to pet her cat when she's not around...

Just think how bad it will be when she gets there, then.

How did I know there wouldn't be a simple answer?

You mean, this not a simple answer?

Well, how to put it... an answer worthy of your noble dynasty!

I'll go pick up Mala and her sister now; in the meantime I'll try to decide whether I should be offended now or tickled pink...

Don't worry. That was said with respect and admiration!

Cool! Love the invisible icon!

But now I must go rescue my guinea pig... she's at it already!

Poor kitty. It could be a long weekend for the !

Oh, the loves every minute of it! She officially belongs to Mala, after all, and she takes over Mala's room whenever she visits. Same is true for the ... I feel deserted! Well, I'm only the beta version after all.

Many happy returns!