h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dives out of room to avoid all projectiles etc.*

~Skenvoy

*is suddenly blown back 6 feet by a rather interesting explosion involving a large amount of C4*
OooO I like this! Somewhat like alchemy only much much more advanced and gadgetish and actually meant to explode...I guess it really isn't like alchemy at all, but great anyhow!

hi everyone
watch out....
thump......
awch.... i should have duked

yer soz the exploding ornamental duck is rather vicious watch out for the porcupine it.....oooh

oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*rubs head*

here hav nice healy paddy thing i invented

*glances round door*
*dives back into room and behind a table*

~Skenvoy

tht table has spikes in the underside so u mite want to move away a bit to avoid them and dont open the draw it has a big inflateable thingy in it...dunno y really just felt like a gd thing to put i it at the time

*looks at spikes 2" from face*
ahhh...
*rolls backwards away from spikes*

~Skenvoy

erm whare am i i seem to be suffering from a slight bought of amnesia
(probabuly due to that bummp on the head)

The Technicians commonroom

i think the bedlam is dieing down a bit....

.....bupper of Austin Martin Vanquish flies past damn that car took me ages to put together

*head heals*
*looks at flying bumper*
*flying bumper knocks on head*
*falls unconscous (how is that spelt) on floor*

*dives over to she and covers her from any more debris that might fall on her*

~Skenvoy

watches large part of engine fly towards where Skenvoy and she r....
...mmm BIG V12...mmm tht'll crush both Skenvoy and she....in heroic moment dives to push engine away from Skenvoy and she....misses...doh!.....pulls out key chain presses button, v12 engine explodes

crawls over 2 she and Skenvoy "r u 2 ok"
hands Skenvoy 1 v12 piston "well heres wots left of ur 007 car, it was v nice look after it wont u"

well if you can re-build it... We're gonna need our cars in the next mission...
*looks down at she*
are you ok?

~Skenvoy

*opens eyes sleepily*
who are you?

I'm Skenvoy, remember??

~Skenvoy

im sure we can...
...and we'll take out that totally pants gear box they put in too

oh and i've got sum gr8 ideas for new car gadgets

hm hi how are you all
-Anthea