h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yer sure we hav a newly invented material called "Amazing Material Stuff that makes u invisible" but i call it i Chameleon Suit.

*secretly passes suit to she with note;

Here u go now u can get past every bloody hidden camera tht the schemer has placed no trouble.

uh Tubaboy thermal imaging cameras

~Skenvoy

simple already been invented we just made thm smaller and stuck them in a pair of cool shades the tiny button here *pionts* changes from infra red to night vision to x ray and u can even detect gamma rays if u want. The other button takes a picture.

no, what I was saying is that I could see someone in that using thermal imaging...

~Skenvoy

no its very clever it deflects all known waves/particles etc in such a way tht it is not picked up on any know frequence. Heat was harder for us to sort out tho...the suit has minute tendrils in it tht keep the outer garment at a constant temperature so tht it does nt show up on any thurmal imaging as more thn a shadow

yes, a human shaped shadow!!!! O well i'll get off your back about it, better than anything I could make...

~Skenvoy

thank you nething else u need

yes a human shaped shadow but a very faint one like the sun has gone behind a cloud

u wont find it unless u look for it

*fiddles around on handheld computer*
*lets skenvoy carrie on ing*
Ok... One russian bloke, second floor, secret passage three, trying to break into the store room. Anyone want to go deal with?

p.s. I know I was great you should have let me do that the first time without turning the security cameras off so I would do it.

we could either send an agent or we could let off some of the booby traps near him

why waste a good booby trap, I want to see how some of the agents would sort this kind of thing out, seena s they say they are so good.

oh skenvoy.... russian guy second floor etc. can sort him out please?

yer skenvoy ur so gd with ur hi tech spying cameras for spyin on ur employees wot about it

*leaves room*
*goes to second floor, secret passage four which conects to passage 3*
*put russian spy into strangle hold and keeps him in it till he's unconcious*
*drags body back to common room*
happy?

~Skenvoy

Thats not the russian spy u idiot thats the booby trap dummmy..ur lucky it didnt explode

*fiddles around on computer.*
one russian spy running away quite happy from the front gate.
*calls up picture onto large screen so all room can see*

wonderful.

ok what can he hav on us

find out where hes been and wat is missing get forensics onto it now

go go go people

we hav to find this guy now

uh guys;
*indicates the video tape he has inserted into the monitors showing the russian getting away and indicates that the 'dummy' that is actually the spy*
You aren't the only ones who can play pranks!!!

~Skenvoy

yer nice try Skenvoy look u can pull this 'russian spies' head off if u pull

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so we now hav the possibilty of the russian spy still in the building

Tubaman, you killed the Russian spy!!!!!
That IS NOT!!!!! A DUMMY, THAT WAS THE PROPER BLOKE, SEE?
*takes out video and cameras show nothing wrong repeat N O T H I N G W R O N G*

~Skenvoy