h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ouch!
your so mean!

i miss me too, im pretty cool...

*stands in dusty spot where she's chair used to live*
who stole my chair???

*strolls in*

*clears throat*

*clears throat louder*

Oh well

*sits down with a hot chocolate*

*Sits spinning in chair fiddling with a finger print device*

Hello new people and old. And yes HELLO JOE! *mutters* attention seeker.

Notepads and pens for the new mission have kindly been donated by our sponsors 'Golden Wonder Peanuts'.

they taste all salty, yuk... back in my day this would never have happened...

*mutters something about sell outs*

It's what happens when company's reform...even we have to pay the taxman.

taxman should be paying us, amount of work we're sorry you're doing for the government

Yes a nasty business the Government. Well someone has to be them I would suppose.

*Shrugs* I just do the society accounts and paperwork...

Well I'm Cool with that Lass.

lots of people suddenly returning
*gets She a chair* there, are you happy now?


~Skenvoy

*pulls up a chair*

*plays "mario" on a computer*

Hey, what's this?

*presses red button on the computer*

*computer explodes*

Oh no... not again.

~Skenvoy

Yep a 48 hour time warp we're in. *checks magnetic lazar/mini swingy rope thingy watch for the time*

*laser/mini-swingy-rope-thingy goes 'beep' unexpectedly*

*laser/mini-swingy-rope-thingy flashes a notice saying "Please do not check this again for the next nine hours!"*

Nice of you to join us again Anthea
*reveals tray from under table*
Do have a slice of , I baked it last night.

Perhaps I'll have a stroll to the social room, and play some pool. Anyone up for a game of eight ball?

*gobbles a slice of *

*nothing happens*

*looks around, expectantly*

*a briefing starts... that unexpected enough? Surprised me! *
Unfortunately after last mission we have lost track of all the terrorists who we captured. It appears they were mainly mercenaries so had no ideas about the location of that groups base. We have a few agents trying to do some undercover work to locate them but until then we are going to focus on other targets.
*A picture of a large warehouse type building is prjected over the table*
This is the Iron Child facility. It is a chemical research building which officially speciallises in explosives. Intelligence we have gathered suggests that recently they have been working for a private bidder. This is not unusual; often mining companies have paid for research into new and better explosives for their industries. The difference this time is that the contract is being kept quiet, though not totlaly secret, from the public and the contractor is someone we have been watching for some time. We certainly believe he has been behind the funding of assassinations of presidents in minor countries and has chosen who will replace them. The facility has been looking for explosives experts with very specilaist qualificatioons recently, but this does not allow us to guess what they are researching. Your mission is to infiltrate the facility, find out exactly who they are working for, what they are doing and, if possible, where the goods are being delivered.
We are aware that the facility has a inner area that is kept locked off from lower level staff. It is only accessible with a keycard and a scan of bio-signs of the scientist to whom the card belongs. If these vary too wildly from the norm the doors will not open, preventing possible terrorists from taking a scientist hostage to get to experimental explosives.
If you find evidence that the new products being developed are a serious risk to international stability then you have permission to destroy the facility.
The facility does have a high level of round the clock security, including armed guards, and has the best security measures on the market, so be careful.
Questions?

~Skenvoy

~Skenvoy