A Conversation for Handbags
i have a handbag
keledy Started conversation Jul 23, 1999
yes, i have a handbag (or purse) but i really have no idea what i keep in it. i have a nice black leather one that i believe is/has a bottomless pit or is a link to someone else's person. Why, you might ask- i will throw my car keys into it and later when it is dreadfully hot outside or some scary person is staring at me, i can't find the car keys for the life of me- but instead i find all of these odd things that i don't remember ever seeing let alone placing into my purse. i don't know why i have a purse, or why i carry one- but it always seems like i *have* to have it with me, because you never know when i might need some odd thing from it. (like car keys, chapstick, camera or even money)
i wonder, do most purse carriers know what is inside of their purse- or is it linked up to that odd world of a surprise inside with each new opening?
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 24, 1999
I cut someone's head with my handbag once. Made their hair go purprle. Purprle? Ahh! Puprle Purplr Puple Prune Pruple Prurple
PURPLE!!!!! Woohoo!
He heated, I mean *hated* me for days
i have a handbag
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
i wonder what other unknown uses there are for a handbag....
(hiding dead bodies? hiding the largest collection of melted chocolate?)
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
Mmmmmm... Chocolate...
Oops. Sorry.
Err... have you ever been *inside* a handbag?
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
Me neither. sleeping bags are hot aren't thye? Or maybe it was a hot night
i have a handbag
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
shhhh.. no one is supposed to know.
sleeping bags also make for great games of jumping around.
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
I can never stay upright (not just when i'm in the sleeping bag)
i have a handbag
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
are you more partical to that those ancestors should have never left the trees or the oceans?
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
No, it's just that I can get tipsy on fizzy drinks. 
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
That's a point
I can do all my PE lessons squirming on the floor!!
Woohoo!!!
i have a handbag
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
the unexpected results by drinking to much jolt (or what ever the newest high caf soda is)
they don't have treatments for that yet.
but then again why be treated?
i have a handbag
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
i think that's called yoga...
or ummmmmm... "floor" work
i have a handbag
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 25, 1999
errrrrrr....... Because..... nope, can't give an answer there.
i have a handbag... and i know how to use it.
keledy Posted Jul 25, 1999
yes. but that is the easy answer
i have a handbag... and i know how to use it.
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 31, 1999
Why do they have worms at the bottom of tequila bottles?
(Tequila, it makes me happy, oh con tequila, we feel al fiiiiiiiiiiine, oh con tequila when the doors are open, oh con tequila when they're calling tiiiiime.)
i have a handbag... and i know how to use it.
keledy Posted Aug 1, 1999
decoration.
"real" tequila doesn't have the worms....
it is kinda like the fortune cookies at chinese restuarants- when the cookie was invented in the usa....... it makes the place "seem" authentic, when really it isn't.
maybe.
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