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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
Let's lobotomise ourselfs!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
Lets just labotomize you.
*pulls jar out of pocket filled with liquid and shakes it in Ralph's face*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
There's nothing up there to lobotomise!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
But we can try, *pulls out large axe* can't we?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
*activates lightsaber*
No, you can't!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
#Activates lightsabre#
I have felt your presence!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
Your powers are weak!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
Strike me down now, and I shall become stronger than you can possibly imagine!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
If you only knew the power of the DARK SIDE!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
oooooh, the Dark side 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
You are correct!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
When will you two learn?, violence isn't the only way to sort out problems. *activates own lightsabre*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
Sorted!
I'm on the dark side where I belong!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
Good, I hope there are more problems soon.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
I'm on the side that alows some wanton rampages and the occasional act of kindness.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
I'm just a big meanie
Dissapointed we didn't fight though
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
..and I'm on the side that guarrantees wanton rampages and no acts of k******s whatsoever.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
Well, if that's how you think, you'd better hand in your lightsaber, because I give those out as an act of pure kindness!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 8, 2003
Come and get it!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
Well if you want to play like that, I'll just kill you here, like I should have done 3 minutes ago, when you started this light-sabre ex-war thing. I was kind then 
, and you're no yourself
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- 1441: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1442: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
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- 1444: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1445: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1446: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
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- 1448: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1449: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1450: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1451: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1452: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1453: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1454: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1455: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1456: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1457: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1458: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1459: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 8, 2003)
- 1460: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
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