h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Watches intently as, with each tap, Saturn Girl rises another foot into the air.*

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*drinks*

*Is glad she knew better than to wear a skirt... since she absentmindedly caused herself to drift up... She shrugs her shoulders, causing whatever trajectory change that would result, then takes another sip of Jones, paying no attention to the fact that the floor is retreating*

mixes a little of everything in the bar into a coctail, then, ignoring the strange green smoke coming from the mixture, guzzles it.

*wonders where the devine smelling green smoke is coming from, and where she can get a taste of the concotion it came from.*

mixes a special for S.G.
umm, God's are immortal, right? Drink carefully, It's called the Suicide Special. Makes a good paint thinner, too.

Will it thin out the bull sh*t that egotistical gods tend to spread around when battling? If so, I'll take a year's supply (a fue billion gallons a day will due), and could you have it delivered to mt. Olympus, addressed to Saturn Girl, care of Sea if SG is unavalible? I can provide mortals to carry it over there if you need the help.... I just hope it won't scar their skin if it splashes out....

will lay in a supply. Expect a delivery soon. Don't worry, It may turn their skin green, but the mortals are safe. Besides, we deliver.

delivered to the valhalla inn at mt. olympus, in care of sg or sea. new tanker to arrive daily.

hay, BB, do you think we could offer a bartending course as part of occupational therapy for the monsters at Monster U., (or a class in dancing, or being a D.J.?)

Thank you for the quick delivery... I handed the sample over to Golden Thighs... we'll see how he takes it

Well, as this seems to be the nearest nightclub to the Monster Uni, then I'm sure they'll spend most of their social life here anyway, so if you know any dance teachers, why not?

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Que?

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[ooc we're starting a college for monsters on the Sewer Spotters page at the h2g2 water works-the sewers. I thought this could be the monster handgout, since the lack of gravity would help them train for their circus duties.]
will ask around.

Antigracv fields are good to work on streaches and quickness


Dancer

*sips amontillado*
floats up to cieling and spirals around, drifting in time to the tunes.