h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heres a game of snap. it's not developed or had any downward trend in the quality of the game in the last 50 years as far as I know

I wish I had a big garden

You have just been posted to Siberia - as soon as the permafrost has melted - it's all yours.

I want a pet elephant

While the permafrost was melting, I found this mammoth. It's all yours.

I wish there was a cure for Multiple Sclerosis (other than death, which 'cures' everything).

Ten kilos of the best Moroccan Kif are in the post.

I wish for a customs clearance certificate.

Here you are - your "donation" is only 1 000 000 €!

I wish for the to come out of the oven perfect!

Granted. Unfortunatly, all recipies for cake have been lost, with the notable exception of those that are low-carb.

I wish to win the lottery.

Please visit my e-mail in-box and there are at least five a day telling you that you have won. Just send your bank account number than the money will be??????????

I want a black scorpion - all the ones here are green.

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone else had your numbers too, so your winnings come to 1/9894 of 1€

I wish I had a proper computer desk rather than this nightstand.

Ok but you will be hounded by journalists

i wish that some of that cake would come my way

It is on its way. With or without the hashish?

I need a pantechnicon.

Heres two but they might go to the wrong address

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I wish I could get rid of all the clutter in my house

You wish is granted all your clutter, including your house has gone!


I wish for one million pounds

There you go but it's all in pennys

I wish I could have a lie in tomorrow

Granted! You don'T mind if it's in hospital, do you?

I wish the next Terry Pratchett would come out sooner.

Threres only one Terry pratchet! His new one for you will be his interprtation of the glasgow bus timetable

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i wish I didn't have to drive to Hull and back at the weekend

Congratulations - your car has just been donated to charity!

I wish the farmers good weather for finishing the harvest

You get to spend three days in the hot sun helping them

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I wish there wasn't six people in the house wanting four different things for tea

Congratulations! You now have four people wanting six different things!

I wish the kitchen would clean itself

A combination of things has flooded your kitchen. Is that clean enough?

I wish I was 40lbs lighter and at least 2 dress sizes smaller

Congratulations! You are 13 years old again forever!

I wish I had a good book to read