h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...you've just watched a really good film and you think that the best person you know to discuss it with is someone on h2g2 rather that someone you know in real life. this is followed by thinking that such a thought would be perfect for this very thread.

wait I have done serios reserch hear... NOOOOOOOOO!

You know when your addicted when you wish you could use the excessive amount of smilies a) on other websites, b) in your emails, and c) in every day conversations.

you give a reason for being addicted or an excuse for not being addicted which im not, ive got a handle on it i really have, i only post when i ...

A few days late, but...

When new smilies make your day...er, week...

...And you can't wait to show them to everyone, on the offchance that they might not have seen them yet, and are unaware of the new treasures.

...even people not on the site.

You continue to suscribe to converations long dead or not even interested in, and force yourself to read EVERY SINGLE POST!

(probably why I won't be away for more than a week, the backlog would be hideous)

Traveller in Time on his head
"I have a total backlog of just more then one Quik, and I have read all of it "

When your career is mentioned, you tell people in all seriousness that you're a Researcher for the Guide.

For a man: You can feel your facial hair touching your knees and considers your name to be MOSES!

For a woman: You don't buy chocolate anymore!

You know your addicted to h2g2 when...

You disregard all assignment due dates and research for essays just so that you can research your entry on turnips.

..and on the offchance you get a good mark on an assignment, you post it on here so everyone can see.

When your heart beats faster after you read there is a possible Guide Entry on turnips....can we have a link please?

zdt

your addiction is so evident, that even the doctor has a prescription for h2g2itous, and refers you to a page called the meaning to life.

Your tattooist has nothing but h2g2 logo's, the baked bean cans and all the road signs point to h2g2.

Sounds like a spoof horror movie, just waiting to happen.

You remember there was a time when you told your family you were going on the 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy website' but now just say 'H2' and they know what you mean.

/\"You're *still* on hootoo?"

You Elvis for SIX MONTHS and you decide to chech if your password still works... ... AND find out that it DOES!!!

You know what it means to "Elvis".