h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... you deliberately listen to more Beatles, just so you can know more song lines in the beatles lyrics thread.

you run out of ideas for threads like this 1, but it doesn't stop you from posting
*i may have already said this, so *

... you spend about half of your working hours thinking of new and clever ways to Win on the Last Post thread.

You get fired from our job for spending too much time on this site.

You get fired from your job for spending too much time on this site.

Speaking from experience are we? I say good work! If I was still at school they'd have to peel me off the computer. But now I'm on holidays and I can stay eternally on hootoo.

So I guess you know your addicted to h2g2 when you haven't slept in days and your eyes have become slits, but you still feel that you should check your conversations one last time before you collap..................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

...when you have lots of other threads with more postings but you check in here first even though there's only been one new post.

like this one?

yes.

... when you've been here so long that you remember to post this <./>A545645</.> and <./>A640504</.> and finally,

F65289?thread=106849

BEWARE!!!! It's very long (and very funny)

When it's 7am & you've been up all night but still can't resist clicking on the above.

zdt

You'll be soooorrrreeee

is this thread going to be another one of those cartoons?

When you're subscribed to both "addicted to h2g2" threads

..... when you decide to browse the old thread and reminisce - and realise that you still do a lot of the things they talk about! Is there no cure for this addiction?

ANSWER: No - thank goodness

When it's past midnight (12:14, to be exact), you have several different already overdue assignments for school, and all you can think about is how to get in a clever post on the BoE before starting work.

When you pass the time on computerless days trying to name all the smileys.

"Computerless days"????



zdt*puzzled; very puzzled*

I dunno...holidays and days away from home, I guess.

...you find yourself sneaking onto the site at work, even though you have a mountain of deadlines and you just know they'll fire your butt if they catch you at it!

But you cannot draw yourself away...