h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greebs!! I've missed all you guys so much! My life is incomplete without my good friends and my favourite cat!! This should be a double celebration!
shazzPRME

I'll drink to that!

Good idea! I'm off downstairs to get a beer right now!
shazzPRME

ugh... a threesome? does every forum have to change into one of ~those~ sort of parties?

ROFL!! Just WHAT do you mean by *THOSE* Sporky?
shazzPRME

~Greebo jumps on Shazz's shoulder~

*NM saunters in....suitcase of American "piss" beer in each hand*

Gonna have to enjoy this while I can!!! Anybody know where I can get a part time job!!!!????

I must admit, I look forward to the fragrant aroma of bleach in the house again!!!!

*NM pulls out 2 straws, pops two tops and proceeds to drink deeply!*

NM

Can I join the party? Monsy, have you told them you have left or are they just going to work it out on Monday?
(Swimming backwards this week)

everyone is welcome to join in my celebration
*motions for draggie who comes in with a basket of doughnuts and milk tied around his neck for greebo*
they will not find out until monday morning when they get to the office. i have never left a job in quite this way before but then again i have never worked for people who were quite like them before.. suffice to say, they are getting what they deserve. i am not the first one to leave either...they lost a salesman, a construction manager and now their office manager in one months time...wonder when they will get the hint??
monsy

You're very brave!

not brave...just fed up with being treated like a door mat when i know i was the best D**N office manager they ever had...i was always there, always working and did my best to keep their business going uphill.....now they are on their own, sure they will find someone to replace me but will that someone put up with their s**t for as long as i did?
*tosses coelacanth a brownie specially lessed by marv*
monsy

*Leaps up and catches blessed brownie*
Thanks.
Never stay where you are not valued.

~grin~
Very brave Pastey. Very brave.
Is there another one? All this hugging makes me very nervous

nervous? nah, nothing to be nervous about...we won't hurt you...or at least not much the brownies will numb the pain and if that doesn't work you can always have some of wowbaggers potion
monsy

....or an American "piss" beer.......I appear to have a couple to spare!

NM

And there's plenty more where that came from.
*passes more dubious alcoholic substances around*
The little cocktail umbrellas and purple plastic mermaid are to distract you from looking at the contents of the glass, the colour of which is quite questionable. But it sure does kick a mean punch.

Sho I notished!
shazzPRME

maybe this think could teach me kung fu. Bottoms up!

Huh? Sporhy I think you may have already had too much!

I once left a job by walking out mid-shift, but never by leaving a note, pure class Monsy, I take my hate of to that one!!!

"Dear Sir, as you may notice I'm not at my desk. It will probably take you a while to notice this as you are as thick as two short planks. But when you do notice that I am, indeed not here you will suddenly realsie that you are in deep s**t. All I can suggest is that you go piss up a lampost.
Yours faithfully,
Monsy"

I meant "take my hat of" not my hate. Although it does work quite well